Lard Butt
I bought a bigger size of clothes, since none of my old clothes fit me because I was getting too fat.
Now those new clothes that I bought because I was getting too fat, no longer fit me.
It’s like I’m going through growing stages again, except this time its not height, but girth.
I don’t understand it. In High School, I was in top shape! I mean, yeah, that was over 30 years ago, but who’s counting?
OK, its true that I sit on my butt all day at work, and when I come home at night, I sit
on my butt all night. But hey, I skip lunch every day! Of course, that means that I’m so hungry when I get home late at night (I get home at 7:30 PM, and, if I go grocery shopping, I get home around 8:30 PM), that I usually eat 2 dinners, but hey, a guy’s gotta eat, right? It used to be that a Hungry Man TV dinner filled me up to the bursting point. Now, it’s only enough to warm up my appetite.
